February 2012
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
Wear shirt two times: Dirty.
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
Normal people:
Me:
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
best thing ever omg.
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
Many people are lucky to be granted with the gift...
And then there’s me…
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start... →
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
iambicarousal:
rose-jane-noble:
...
This is how pencils are sharpened in factories. →
i can’t stop looking at it.
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
“SHE’S SCREWING ME, I CAN FEEL IT.”
– Abby Lee Miller